Saturday, April 4, 2009

SARAH'S COTTAGE

Holy shit, I'm witnessing this HGTV decorator:


Renovate her goddamn cottage.. that her husband bought when he was 'single'... that is located on a FUCKING PRIVATE ISLAND.

So they're boating contractors and supplies out to do the work of putting an extension on her rich asshole cottage palace... on a private island.


above: Your standard rustic 'cottage' kitchen.

She's 'struggling' right now with capturing the right 'vintage' vibe for her cottage, thats the size of a suburban home.. on a private island.

Her normal show is about the fucking TV station funding her renovating her mansion. So she's extended it to this as well. Except for this job they have to pay the contractors triple... to travel to the private island.

"Taking a boat takes time, lucky my husband has a pilot's license!"

Its an empire built on the best self sales bullshitting in Canada! Good work now you and your husband who have enough money to buy a private island don't have to worry about funding the cottage reno either.



you make me sick, who wants to watch this bragathon.

-c'mon.