Thursday, May 7, 2009

Recent Blog annoyance round up

- Kindle, fuck this piece of shit. Who wants a $500 monochrome text reader that's the size of a sheet of fucking legal paper. I just checked my calendar, and its not NINTEEN-NINTEY-TWO. Go bankrupt already and stop flooding tech blogs with your waste of publicity.

- NES hacks / NES merch / NES anything. Get a life you retards. You're really wasting your goddamn time 'hacking' a 25+ year old game system into a portable 'purse' system ? Have you ever seen a Gameboy DS?????
Is this just you admitting your to technically challenged to program an XNA/iPhone/Flash game?
Wait ... thank god you can't/ I don't want to see any stupid ass pixel graphic'd Mario wannabe bullshit games you cook up.
Most of the morons into NES merchandise were probably conceived when Genesis and SNES were mainstream consoles. Get a life.

- Star Wars hacks/merchandise. Give it up. George Lucas killed the franchise with those dumb prequels about 8 years ago, and your Darth Vader tea cozy is 30 years too late.


UPDATE:
I just saw probably the 12th Kindle post of the day. I wish I could turn one of those things into KINDLE-ING!!

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